Literally, I'm referring to the man's most precious posterior pucker, and not figuratively to his piss-poor personality trait. For those of you who get an instant hard-on at the thought of me sucking on your starfish, I should note that I'm not into licking just any person's anus. It's got to be attached to a guy I like, who has recently showered and smells like there's a bar of Irish Spring soap up his ass. The act of analingus, commonly referred to as 'rimming,' or 'tossing the salad,' involves contact between the mouth, lips or tongue of one person, and the anus or perineum space between the ass and genitals of another.
5 Top Tips for Expert Analingus (aka Rimming, Salad Tossing, Butt Eating)
5 Top Tips for Expert Analingus (aka Rimming, Salad Tossing, Butt Eating) - LA Weekly
With anilingus currently in so many editorial spreads and on the tip of so many tongues, it bears noting that Mozart wrote a song about eating ass. What took us so long? After hardly being spoken of publicly for the last few centuries—or the decade and a half since Charlotte confessed to performing it on "Sex and the City"—anilingus has finally became a featured player in pop culture. If asses are just newfangled knottier vaginas, the act of having your ass licked is innately one of feminization. Another 24 percent had been anally fingered. The shift, in both attitude and practice, is likely an outgrowth of the fact that anal sex has steadily been making inroads with heterosexuals over the last two decades. Forty-four percent of men and 39 percent of women had engaged in straight anal sex, a leap that seems nothing short of impressive.
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In fact, that very possibility might explain why something like 60 percent of the adult population has never once, in our entire boring little lives, dared to have anal sex, let alone place our tongue, however gingerly, on or about the butt hole of another person. I get that. And for straight men, the numbers are even smaller. But for the brave bung-diving brotherhood and sisterhood , this crapshoot, as it were, is simply not an obstacle.